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Rules for country Jadon
- You can not have a concealed carry punishment if caught will be fingernails ripped out
- No driving a car unless you make 100,000 more dollars a year if caught one tooth pulled if no more teeth fingers and when no more fingers you will be holed and curbed.
- Every person pays taxes if you don't I personally will be the leader to curb stomp you taxes is no joke
- No spitting on my sidewalks punishment hung on cross for 3 days till sorry
- Citizens arrest can be done if you don't abide by the person arresting you 5 years in prison no trial
- Pray time will start at 7:00 am and 8:00 pm or will be shot
- Everyone must be in the military for 2 years you can't escape that they'll hunt you down
- People can't be buried in a cast cuet well dig them back up and burn them everything burns
- No more than 2 credit cards to a family punishment no retirement
- Can't wear shoes that are 2 sizes bigger punishment run a mile on gravel in bare feet
- Can't wear shoes inside any inside place punishment stoned till sorry
- Can't speed if caught will face the firing squad
- NO Driving drunk if caught drowned till death
- If you wear pink you will get shot on sight
- If you wear green you will get burnt till death
- If you wear black you will get eaten by a lion
- If you rally against me you will be tarred and feathered
- You can not wear white shoes penalty 30 days in jail
- If you wear legging of any color you will be shot on site
- No wearing all white punishment froze in block of ice
- Hair no longer than 2 feet punishment curb stomped
- If using an xbox will have their hands chopped off
- No more than one tattoo and cant be bigger than your palm punishment if caught with a bigger tattoo hung till death.
- Any crime of stealing punishishment will be the gallows
- It is mandatory for kids to go to school you start when your 2 until 23
- Buildings can not be over 34 stories high : life in prison
- No listening to country music : punishment life in prison
- Any usage of drugs will be the death sentence
- No one can use the name Toby, Shell, or Jessica in my country punishment will be swimming with sharks
- It is perfectly legal to walk your donkey into a build as long as it doesn't make a dung.
- It is illegal to walk your dog into a build
- It is legal to walk down the street with one shoe on
- It is illegal to walk down the street with no shoes on
- Shorts any shorter than 6 inches will be a criminal charge
- Hair dye is not allowed of any color you will get the death penalty
- Jaywalking outside of designated area will be fined $100
- If you kill an Elk with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a White tailed Deer with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Moose with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Grizzly bear with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Black Bear with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Brown Bear with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Bison with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a mouse with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Mule Deer with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Black Tailed Deer with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Cougar with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Wolf with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Pronghorn Deer with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Red Fox with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Swift Fox with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Mountain Goat with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Lynx with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Raccoon with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Badger with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Skunk with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Pika with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you kill a Bobcat with no permit you will get your hunting licenses taken away
- If you hunt mushroom with no permit then it will be stealing from your government
- Gay marriage is only acceptable if they don't have a dog
- If someone kills a cat of any sorts will get a death sentence
- You can only beat your wife when you have no arms or legs.
- In My country it is illegal to step on my currency you'll be fined one one million hours of hard labor
- It's illegal to counterfeit currency you'll be fined one million hours of hard labor